Eager beaver producer Martin Klemmer, a wheeler dealer if ever there was one, has uncovered a terrific commercial script - Star Wars: The Play. Since he has produced only one off-Broadway project, something called Craps!, Martin's call are not being returned by the powerful magnates capable of getting this play to Broadway. Martin needs names, names like film legends Sylvia Glenn and Leatrice Monsee, for the leads. If Martin can sign them he can get the money. Unfortunately, they hate ecah other. Will Martin be able to resolve this titanic dilemma? Will Star Wars: The Play hit the big time? And, if Sylvia and Leatrice do agree to appear together, will Paul Newman sign on, too?